The Seattle look, the quasi-punk ethos, the skate-lite vibe…
Fifteen years ago I could’ve thrown in surf and lived on a mountain. A lifetime of clawing for waves, the repetition of manoeuvres never made, and never would, had killed the love that had driven a little boy to obsession.
I discovered snow late, as you do when you live on the beach in Australia, and even later when you’re in the tropical north. It came when I was working at a surfing magazine that also published, cynically, for this was when rivers of advertising gold flowed into print, a snowboarding magazine. The nearest mountain was a thousand miles away. The last time the temperature hit freezing was never.
If I’m going to be honest, I never really thrilled to the arrival of winter, even in the most sublime of climates. Wetsuits. Numb. Winds that persisted onshore. Yeah, it’s the time for hard-core surfers, all that shit. I didn’t buy it.
I liked that you didn’t have to fight for a ride. You could even ride, side by side, with a pal. Chair lifts were for conversation and, occasionally, a little non-medicinal weed. Beginners weren’t ridiculed. The learning curve, at least the part where you get to competency, was fast, painless.
The idea of a new sport, an easy-to-learn replication of surf, while wrapped in wool and nylons, with mechanical chairs and T-bars to take you to your next ride, held a big appeal.
I started riding. Leveraged magazine contacts for a Terje board and Burton gear.
I’d fly a thousand clicks and drive eight hours on a bus for one day on a mountain. First lifts to last. Ice, slush, pow, and every variable in between. What I thought’d be a little side to the main game of surf, suddenly started to override.
I liked that you didn’t have to fight for a ride. You could even ride, side by side, with a pal. Chair lifts were for conversation and, occasionally, a little non-medicinal weed. Beginners weren’t ridiculed. The learning curve, at least the part where you get to competency, was fast, painless.
Five years I rode every window I could got. I even moved to Sydney to remove the plane ride out of the equation.
I rode in Austria and France with the Onboard crew (who’d give me a job launching their European surf mag), to the US with old pals who’d been talking up snow for years, to New Zealand to write a how-to-snowboard book and to cover the Heli-Challenge.
I loved it. Loved it.
One day, on a gondola in Europe over some chasm, two eastern Europeans, dreadlocks, massive jackets, pants that flared more than was necessary to cover the unwieldy boots started punk-talking.
“We are the cunts. Oh ja, we are the cunts of snowboarding,” they said. “Snowboarding puts us on the edge of life. We are the cunts of the snow.”
I looked around. All of us. Extra-extra-extra-large jackets. Mitts. Soft boots ’cause park was everything. Listening to the worst of Seattle. All affecting a skate-lite image while paying a hundred a day in lifts and everything else.
Reminded me of the whole bodyboarding thing in surfing. A fun thing to do on the odd occasion, nothing else, certainly not something you’d give your life to. I mean, we’re…strapped in.
Bodyboarding. Wake. Snowboard.
To treat is as anything more was just a little…off.
Surf was calling me back.
I threw everything I had, including a Rippey 54, a Terje 56, boots, bags, jackets, goggles, gloves onto the nature strip outside my house. Within minutes it was gone. I’d neglected surfing, had developed a weird-ass front-foot style ’cause of all my riding, and I wanted to go home.
Home to the beach. Home to the water. Just, home.
Postscript: The surfboard shaper Matt Biolos got me back into the snow game last season after a dozen-year hiatus. Matt’s snowboarded as long as he’s surfed, even makes boards for LibTech, owns a house in Mammoth. Loves to ride. Showed me it didn’t matter how bad the fashion was, how dumb a lot of the periphery was. Didn’t I want to go fast? Didn’t I want to stand on a ridge, strap-in and…go?