The male equivalent to Kim Kardashian gets frosty!

Man I’ll tell you what. I love a good snow machine ride. Gettin out there. Adventure-time. So long, world. Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.

But at the end of the ride if there ain’t no secret snowboarding or deep camping or ice fishing or bird watching or…. some other adventure than what’s the fuckin point? The snow machine is a tool to get you to the thing.

But look at this tool on the tool! Dan Bilzerian, self-proclaimed Kim Kardshian with a dick, just flew a private jet to Jackson to putt around and do nothing else.

The comment on his Insta plane picture is “First snowmobiling trip of the year.” Which means he does it alot.

But what are you supposed to do? Sick turns? Float on the pow? Jump n shit?

I don’t get it. But I don’t get this either so…….. maybe it’s just me.